I recently flew back from Vegas on a last minute flight, had an aisle seat. There was a cute chick, about 21 in the window seat, and no one in the middle. So, I like to flirt, so I'm chatting up with this girl about how we both booked the flight late, and we probably will get lucky because no one will want to buy a middle seat.
Eventually, big fat black chick sits in between us and she is intent on setting the two of us up. I'm like, "well, I think I'm a little too old for her." Girl agrees. Middle seat says, "age ain't nothing but a number, how old are you?" Girl says "20", I say, "40". Girl says, "oh wow, I thought you were like 29."
She thought I was 11 years younger than I am, and I was still too old. . .