Craziest/Dumbest Shit You've Bet On....

[BT]

I was just discussing this stuff w/ a non gambler on another forum and he seemed legitimately surprised w/ some of the stuff I admitted I'd bet on in my time as a sports bettor. That being said most of the stuff I told him were the most random things I've bet on were not sports at all.

Since I'm surrounded by pros on this forum where I would say that I've invested money on the future of a little league baseball game and it wouldn't make you bat an eye, I wonder what comes to mind when I ask the question what is the craziest of the crazy shit that you've put money on in your careers as bettors? In a time like this where's there's essentially no sports to wager money on, I think we're all digging a lil deeper than usual to find some action. So this seems like the perfect time to post this thread. Plz discuss.

 

[mmaed]

As a general rule, never tell anyone you bet on a hot dog eating contest.

 

[punisherind]

I've bet on some ridiculous things, but i think the clear frontrunner for most bizzare wager would be the miss bum bum "beauty" competition. I use the term beauty very loosely. There was even a tranny competing lol. There were betting lines for the width of the winner's caboose lmao. I actually handicapped this monstrosity. Dont judge me.

 

[punisherind]

As a general rule, never tell anyone you bet on a hot dog eating contest.

Can you even call yourself a sports betting investor if you dont have any weiner bets in your portfolio?

 

[omalley21]

Been betting on madden simulations lately. Pretty much rock bottom

 

[marzwoody]

I've bet on some ridiculous things, but i think the clear frontrunner for most bizzare wager would be the miss bum bum "beauty" competition. I use the term beauty very loosely. There was even a tranny competing lol. There were betting lines for the width of the winner's caboose lmao. I actually handicapped this monstrosity. Dont judge me.

Hog analysis for the tranny?

 

[BT]

I've bet on some ridiculous things, but i think the clear frontrunner for most bizzare wager would be the miss bum bum "beauty" competition. I use the term beauty very loosely. There was even a tranny competing lol. There were betting lines for the width of the winner's caboose lmao. I actually handicapped this monstrosity. Dont judge me.

That's the winner so far, rn. Holy shit. Ily man loool. I bet you won some money too b/c you're always winning money.

 

[Beelzebubzy]

As a general rule, never tell anyone you bet on a hot dog eating contest.

So I was a marathon runner back when pun made me over a couple of Hundo on a hot dog contest. I was telling some friends that I was thinking of giving up running and doing eating contest.

Someone bet me that I couldnt eat two pounds of pasta.

I ate it. Made 30 bucks

 

[lucky]

Just bet my boss he didn't have Corona virus. Laid 2 cans of chef boyardee to win 1 roll of tp (double ply). Im a chalker. His girlfriend results just came back negative and his results should be in soon

 

[BT]

Just bet my boss he didn't have Corona virus. Laid 2 cans of chef boyardee to win 1 roll of tp (double ply). Im a chalker. His girlfriend results just came back negative and his results should be in soon

This could bomb but you guys should cultivate a Corona strain w/ a hint of lime. Ppl will be hitting that shit and coughing like crazy.

"What's up with you"

"It's that Corona shit man, shit is lethal, I'm fuucked up."

 

[punisherind]

That's the winner so far, rn. Holy shit. Ily man loool. I bet you won some money too b/c you're always winning money.

hahaha dude that was only half the story, but it gets better. the judging was done by online voting, and it turns out these unscrupulous bitches rigged the voting!! hah! i ended up losing a few shekels on it iirc, but i stand by my hog-capping *to this day*.

 

[BT]

hahaha dude that was only half the story, but it gets better. the judging was done by online voting, and it turns out these unscrupulous bitches rigged the voting!! hah! i ended up losing a few shekels on it iirc, but i stand by my hog-capping *to this day*.

Looool get the fuck outta here! That's one of the best stories I've heard in awhile, screw the betting aspect. Holy shit, that's fucking amazing man. A rigged betting contest about who's got the best ass, WITH a Tranny involved. Omg dude. You got me rolling over here my guy. Hahaha. Thank you for sharing, fr, that's awesome man.

 

[Will]

O man...

I work on the 8th floor of my building and it has 3 elevators side by side.

As i stand their with my work colleague we have laid money ( multiple times ) on which elevator door will open first to take us to the ground level.

That's bottom of the barrel.

Some of my work mates have a teams channel that is called "Wager Board" and we will bet on things ranging from i bet so and so doesnt send this email by this date to broad corona bets to bets on street fighter between work mates ( we have SF 4 hooked up on the TV here ). Money changes hands.

Apart from that, I know its very common but i feel more degen betting and cheering on greyhounds racing around a circle oval than i do betting on some of these exotic bets. Probably a tad PTSD of wiping myself out when i was younger on them.

 

[punisherind]

O man...

I work on the 8th floor of my building and it has 3 elevators side by side.

As i stand their with my work colleague we have laid money ( multiple times ) on which elevator door will open first to take us to the ground level.

That's bottom of the barrel.

Some of my work mates have a teams channel that is called "Wager Board" and we will bet on things ranging from i bet so and so doesnt send this email by this date to broad corona bets to bets on street fighter between work mates ( we have SF 4 hooked up on the TV here ). Money changes hands.

Apart from that, I know its very common but i feel more degen betting and cheering on greyhounds racing around a circle oval than i do betting on some of these exotic bets. Probably a tad PTSD of wiping myself out when i was younger on them.

I love it lol. I always heard aussies are some of the most degen gamblers haha.

I've been betting on horses more these days, and theres something very satisfying when you win a bet less than 2 minutes after making it. But on the flip side it can be extremely painful losing by a nose, or if your horse is winning the entire race just to shit the bed at the end. High highs and low lows. I can totally see how people get addicted to this.

 

[BT]

O man...

I work on the 8th floor of my building and it has 3 elevators side by side.

As i stand their with my work colleague we have laid money ( multiple times ) on which elevator door will open first to take us to the ground level.

That's bottom of the barrel.

Some of my work mates have a teams channel that is called "Wager Board" and we will bet on things ranging from i bet so and so doesnt send this email by this date to broad corona bets to bets on street fighter between work mates ( we have SF 4 hooked up on the TV here ). Money changes hands.

Apart from that, I know its very common but i feel more degen betting and cheering on greyhounds racing around a circle oval than i do betting on some of these exotic bets. Probably a tad PTSD of wiping myself out when i was younger on them.

Nice, haha. You are hardcore my friend, I was saying this on another forum recently but when I was a teenager me and my buddies would go to McDonalds and in the eating area where the big mirrors were we would throw the pickles on the mirrors and bet which one would stay on longest. Or was it slide down the quickest? I forgot, probably did both, think we stole it from a show or movie or something. But that elevator story reminded me of back then in the pickle days, lol. Who's your favorite street fighter to go w/? Ryu?

 

[BT]

I love it lol. I always heard aussies are some of the most degen gamblers haha.

I've been betting on horses more these days, and theres something very satisfying when you win a bet less than 2 minutes after making it. But on the flip side it can be extremely painful losing by a nose, or if your horse is winning the entire race just to shit the bed at the end. High highs and low lows. I can totally see how people get addicted to this.

I have an efriend who's a horse racing sharp and he taught me a lot about the ponies. Good guy, super smart, I'd consider him a mentor of sorts. Great boxing knowledge but only bets horses. I ended up betting a ton of horses a few years ago and stopped like a year or so back. Definitely the most underrated sport in terms of intensity that I've ever bet on.

Ppl say horse racing is dead, much like they do w/ boxing. But yeah if you throw a few bucks on a race that shit does not seem dead, I feel like I might die, but that is an intense fucking sport. And like you said, it's only a cpl mins and then another race is coming up in the next 20mins or so, crazy stuff. That and tennis I think are two of the most underrated intense things to bet on that the casual bettor prob wouldn't think of.

 

[Will]

Nice, haha. You are hardcore my friend, I was saying this on another forum recently but when I was a teenager me and my buddies would go to McDonalds and in the eating area where the big mirrors were we would throw the pickles on the mirrors and bet which one would stay on longest. Or was it slide down the quickest? I forgot, probably did both, think we stole it from a show or movie or something. But that elevator story reminded me of back then in the pickle days, lol. Who's your favorite street fighter to go w/? Ryu?

Blanka all day

 

[JustBleedFan]

Remember when Bookmaker had live betting on the Miss Universe contest? Yes, I said live betting for each of the quarter-final, semi-final and final rounds. That time a few years ago when Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner and they had to come back from commercial and awkwardly take the crown off one girl's head and place it on the other. I had money on both finalists at + money, but would have won a lot more if the girl who was winner for 60 seconds got to keep her crown instead of the other way around.

 

[Beelzebubzy]

I have a friend that is running a raffle game on Facebook for her south Florida heroine addicts and is clearing money since the casinos are closed.

 

[Will]

Thought about you guys after the fact.... I have problems...

My MS Teams convo with a work colleague.