First Celebrity Crush

Discussion in 'Leftovers Forum' started by BT, Apr 3, 2016.

  1. Perra

    Perra Active Member

    She does really look like Paige van Zant.

    Btw, how old are you nuns?
  2. ezflyer

    ezflyer Active Member

    wow, no shit, she does
  3. NunyaBidness

    NunyaBidness Active Member Oddsb Poker Champ

    Forty, and every time I say it, I just keep laughing.

    Still waiting to feel like a grown up.
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  4. NunyaBidness

    NunyaBidness Active Member Oddsb Poker Champ

    I recently flew back from Vegas on a last minute flight, had an aisle seat. There was a cute chick, about 21 in the window seat, and no one in the middle. So, I like to flirt, so I'm chatting up with this girl about how we both booked the flight late, and we probably will get lucky because no one will want to buy a middle seat.

    Eventually, big fat black chick sits in between us and she is intent on setting the two of us up. I'm like, "well, I think I'm a little too old for her." Girl agrees. Middle seat says, "age ain't nothing but a number, how old are you?" Girl says "20", I say, "40". Girl says, "oh wow, I thought you were like 29."

    She thought I was 11 years younger than I am, and I was still too old. . .
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  5. BT

    BT Active Member

    She sounds like a prude, Nunz. Either that or she's a freak and too old for her is like 17 and she's into giving bj's to the kids on the jv soccer team. At least you look younger than you are though, my family has the opposite, at least my younger bro does, going gray early runs in the family and lil bro is already showing a few grays at 24. He shaves his head so he doesn't really give a shit but I think I'm probably heading for the Keith Hernandez/Clyde Frazier aisle in the next year or two, or I'm about to be looking like a baby boomer in my mid 20's lol.
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  6. NunyaBidness

    NunyaBidness Active Member Oddsb Poker Champ

    What's funny is I started going gray in high school. I reached about 10% gray hair by the time I was 24, and then it just kind of stopped.

    I don't personally thing I look very young, I've got lines on my forehead and around my eyes. My hairline has receded into a widows peak. But I get carded pretty much constantly. People think my wife is my mother, its pretty weird. I guess when I look at the people I graduated high school with I don't look as shitty as they do.
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  7. mmaed

    mmaed Member

    Agreed about people from high school looking shitty. I'm 33 and I've put miles on myself and i still look younger than most of the people I know.
  8. ezflyer

    ezflyer Active Member

    i didn't start graying until maybe 30.. now i'm almost totally gray on the sides, lol (5 years later)
  9. NunyaBidness

    NunyaBidness Active Member Oddsb Poker Champ

    Yeah its weird, I was in line for something the other day, and haggard looking dude was in front of me, woulda guessed he was 50. He gives his birthdate, and it was 1985.

    Getting my infusion yesterday and all the old ladies were freaking out that I couldn't possibly have a 21 year old kid, because I looked like I was 21 myself.

    I guess its not too much of a brag to be the best looking guy in the cancer ward.
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  10. NunyaBidness

    NunyaBidness Active Member Oddsb Poker Champ

    Gray don't mean shit tho. In my 20s I was desperately trying to dye my hair gray.

    I mean who wouldn't bone this dude?

  11. Perra

    Perra Active Member

    Haha, I had a boss who was in his 50's, a real silverback, looked like George Clooney. When we had our company party and the girls were discussing who was the most attractive man in the company everyone mentioned him. So I guess grey hair doesn't make you less attractice, just attractive in a different way.

    Sorry to hear about your cancer nunya.
  12. lucky

    lucky Active Member

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  13. NunyaBidness

    NunyaBidness Active Member Oddsb Poker Champ

    Heh, sorry to make it seem like that. I don't have cancer. I'm on chemo for a different issue. I'll be irritating you guys for many years to come.

    Gotta say though, there are no nicer, more appreciative people on earth than people dying of cancer. Those fuckers don't bitch about anything, and smile pretty much constantly.

    To your point though, that's the advantage of being a man, getting older doesn't really effect your luck with the ladies too much. My grandfather, who was a pro-wrestler and a personal trainer until the day he died, was ridiculously handsome, and was still banging 30 year olds on the side when he was in his late 60s.
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  14. Cheeese

    Cheeese Member

    Still have a giant right forearm to this day because of her. She stayed hot too.


  15. NunyaBidness

    NunyaBidness Active Member Oddsb Poker Champ

    Yeah, got hotter with age IMO.
  16. Vaughany

    Vaughany Active Member

    ha yeah, the ''in-thing'' at moment is to dye hair silver! Loads of Z list celebs doing it over here. I think because of Zayn Malik from One Direction!
  17. Mirinquads

    Mirinquads Active Member Staff Member

    Well that's just sad
  18. Vaughany

    Vaughany Active Member

    that's what reality TV has done.
  19. NunyaBidness

    NunyaBidness Active Member Oddsb Poker Champ

    Aye, I see a lot of fat chicks dying their hair silver/lavender now.

    Why is it that fat chicks always spend so much time/money on their appearance doing everything except the one thing that would help them the most?
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  20. Mirinquads

    Mirinquads Active Member Staff Member

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